Funny Instagram Captions

[141+] Best Funny Captions For Instagram –{2020}

Best Funny Instagram Captions

Funny Captions For Instagram
Funny Captions For Instagram
  • Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.
  • I Live And I Learn But I Wait My Turn. I’m Always On The Run, Got Weight To Burn.
  • They say don’t try this at home…so I went to my friends home!
  • Eat, sleep, click, repeat.
  • Lost in the world that doesn’t exist.
  • I`m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
  • I am not fat, I am just… easier to see.
  • I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.
  • If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
  • The moment when she says you’re cute.
  • People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
  • Born free, taxed to death.
  • You laugh. I laugh. You cry. I cry. You jump off a really tall cliff. I yell, “Do a flip!”
  • When nothing goes right, go left instead!
  • Don’t give up on your dreams. keep sleeping.
  • Friends knock on the door, best friends walk into your house and start eating.
  • Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.
  • Best friends-Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza.
  • Oh, darling! Go buy a personality.
  • Normal is boring.
  • I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!
  • Do you actually have friends? Ans: Yeah, bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.
  • Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.
  • Friday is my second favorite F word.
  • Best friends. Because anyone else heard our conversations we’d end up in the mental hospital.
  • Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
  • I haven’t done this in a while so excuse me.
  • I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things.
  • How do people write an autobiography? I can barely remember what I had for lunch yesterday.
  • 7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  • Remember when you were better than me ?.. Ans: ya neither do I.
  • If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
  • Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
  • I’m your worst nightmare.
  • Aspire to Inspire before you Expire.

New Funny Instagram Captions For Friends

Funny Captions For Instagram
Funny Captions For Instagram
  • If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
  • You made me laugh so hard. Tears ran down my legs.
  • I make the moves up as I go.
  • I think you are lacking vitamin me!
  • Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.
  • There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking. So we meet again.
  • What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.
  • There are 16-year-olds competing at Olympics and I still push on pull doors.
  • I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
  • Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.
  • Silence is the best answer to all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately, both never help in VIVA & INTERVIEW.
  • I know you are a sensitive person but no worry I am Sensodyne to your sensitivity.
  • We tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of our lives!
  • You make my heart skip a beat.
  • Not all the best moments are created with the one you love, some are created with true friends, a blissful beach, and some beer for sure!
  • All you need is love, and investors. All you need is love and investors.
  • Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
  • When you fall I will be ready to catch you- with love, floor.
  • You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
  • I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.
  • Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.
  • I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.
  • May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.
  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
  • I am not lazy, I am just on my energy saving mode.

Funny Selfie Captions/ Funny Captions For Friends

Funny Captions For Instagram
Funny Captions For Instagram
  • God is really creative, I mean just look at me.
  • Only dead fish go with the flow.
  • Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, Oh my friend you to a zoo.
  • I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
  • No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
  • It’s okay to be a glow stick; sometimes we need to break before we shine.
  • Can Bob the Builder fix my bad attitude?
  • If I ever let my head down, it will be just to admire my shoes.
  • God is really creative, I mean just look at me.
  • I’m so happy to have you in my life. Please don’t ever leave.
  • Friendship is, being equally annoying.
  • I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying!
  • It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.
  • Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.
  • I look at people sometimes and think …………. Really?? That’s the sperm that won.
  • The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
  • Look behind you see any eager faces, waiting for your next post? I thought not.
  • I just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
  • Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
  • Eat right, stay fit, die anyway.
  • Let’s just stay friends = never talk again.
  • I hope you dance like no one’s watching because they’re not—they’re taking selfies.
  • We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.
  • The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
  • I hope we are good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
  • I’m usually charming, nice, and well mannered, OK for those who really know me you can laugh now.
  • With great girlfriend comes great expenses.
  • Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments

New Funny Couple Captions & Funny Food Captions-2020

Funny Instagram Captions
Funny Instagram Captions
  • Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.
  • When nothing goes right, go left instead!
  • I’m actually not funny, I am just mean and people think I’m funny!
  • I am not feeling lazy actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing.
  • I am not lazy, I am just on my energy saving mode.
  • Warning – You might fall in love with me.
  • Without me, it is just Aweso…………..
  • Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
  • People are like Oreos. The good stuff is on the inside.
  • Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.
  • Winner winner tasteless dinner.
  • You marry so that you can know each other and the process lasts for infinity.
  • Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.
  • Eat right, stay fit, die anyway.
  • Life gave you lemons? Make lemonade then.
  • I’m actually not funny, I am just mean and people think I’m funny!
  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
  • I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
  • I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
  • I’m as useful as the pause break button on the keyboard.
  • People are people but my fellows are really fellows.
  • Dear Lord… please give me some patience NOW…NOW…
  • Who cares, I’m awesome.
  • I’m different, fuck your opinion.

New Funny Captions For Instagram

Funny Instagram Captions
Funny Instagram Captions
  • Look dope chic, spice and so nice.
  • I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.
  • I can kill to get a noble peace price.
  • If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
  • As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure is going to happen.
  • Please GOD if you can’t make me slim, make my friends fat.
  • Nobody can handle me even if I got instructions printed on me.
  • Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  • Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
  • I like you because you are weird too!
  • I`m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
  • I was a really good kid, but then i met my best friend.
  • My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
  • The best way to look younger, hang out with older people.
  • Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
  • A friend in need of a friend to be avoided.
  • My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch … I call it lunch.
  • Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean…………… But the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
  • I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition.
  • On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m a 15.
  • I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.
  • I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
  • I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

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