Savage Captions

[200+] Best Savage Captions | Status & Quotes For Instagram ,Whatsapp ,FB-{2020}

Savage Captions
Savage Captions
  • There’s no we in fries.
  • Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.
  • You are busy doubting yourself while so many people are intimidated by your potentials.
  • I like myself like I like my coffee. It’s like dark, bitter and too hot for you.
  • I got a good heart but this mouth.
  • but my personality lit.
  • You cant do epic shit with basic people
  • It takes grace to remain kind in cruel situations.
  • The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be Ready.
  • There’s no “we” in fries.
  • 5’2 my height but my attitude 6’1
  • The direction is so much more important than speed. Some are going nowhere, fast.
  • On what’s yours, or else others will try to.
  • Life goes on, with or without you.
  • Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
  • Sometimes people don’t come back. and sometimes that’s okay.
  • Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.
  • Your energy introduces you before you do.
  • I’m just a good girl with bad habits.
  • All men are the same so just pick the richest one.
  • The character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you.
  • Bro, you have an entire life to be stupid. Take a day off.
  • Your the type of boy id make a sandwich for.
  • Make them stop and stare.
  • If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.
  • Be as picky with men, as you are with selfies.
  • Beauty attracts the eye, but personality captures the heart.
  • Humble with just a hint of Kanye.
  • You are allowed to be both a masterpiece & a work in progress.
  • Drop top. All I do is eat non stop.
  • Life is better when you’re laughing.
  • Be a badass with a good ass.
  • The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Better get ready.
  • Twinkle twinkle little star points me to the nearest bar.
  • I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level
  • Don’t test me. I have screenshots.

Best Savage Instagram Captions

Savage Captions
Savage Captions
  • Teeth aren’t pearly until you laugh!
  •  If not now, Then when? 
  • Just fit in is not my style. I was born to STAND OUT.
  • Remember when you were better than me? Ya neither I do.
  • My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
  • Her attitude is savage, but her heart is gold
  • I’m the girl you’ve always wanted.
  • Being pissed off gets old. I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.
  • It’s with you or without you but life goes on.
  • You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.
  • Queens don’t compete with hoes.
  • I am 99% angel, but oh, that 1%…!!
  • You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.
  • I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.
  • Your biggest hater could be your closest friend. People pretend well.
  • You have to be odd to be number one.
  • Me jealous of me? Bless your delusional heart.
  • If Karma doesn’t hit you, l gladly will.
  • I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
  • What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.
  • Wear that smile like someone is always capturing you.
  • My mascaras too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you.
  • Too blessed to be stressed.
  • Life goes on, with or without you.
  • So blunt you can smoke my truth.

Best Savage Captions For Girls

Savage Captions
Savage Captions
  • Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
  • Catch flights, not feelings.
  • My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.
  • It’s too a.m for me.
  • You are so fake that even China refused to accept that they made you.
  • I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.
  • If you’re honestly happy, fuck what people think.
  • It’s hard to do epic stuff with basic people like you.
  • I just don’t want to look back and think “I could’ve eaten that”.
  • He who angers you controls you.-Imam Ali.
  • You cant do epic shit with basic people.
  • Me every day: Slay, Me in December: Sleigh.
  • Bitch, I wanna slap you, but I don’t know in which face.
  • Be a bad ass with a good ass.

Savage Quotes For Girls

  • Take the risk or lose the chance.
  • I know looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.
  • Love me or hate me, I still gonna shine.
  • You can’t always smile, people feel like they got you all figured out.
  • I’m suffering an extreme case of not being Beyonce.
  • I’m a scuba diver in a sea of idiots.
  • I am unable to understand the language you are speaking because it is sounding like bullshit.
  • Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
  • My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.
  • My heels are higher than most people’s standards.
  • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
  • Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
  • Treat me like an option, and I’ll dump you like a choice.
  • Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings.
  • You’re on a different road, I’m in a milky way, you want me down on earth, but I up in space.
  • You are the puzzle piece to my Lego house. Basically, useless.

Savage Captions For Boys

Savage Captions
Savage Captions
  • I want to get lost and find myself again.
  • You can’t do epic shit with basic people.
  • Just like the alphabet, Bitch. I come before U.
  • Growth is when your Ex isn’t Even your type anymore.
  • Nothing but blue skies.
  • If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
  • I am responsible for what I say, not what you understand of it.
  • You’re just like math. I hate math.
  • The uglier the Snapchat the closer the friendship.
  • Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
  • Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
  • Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
  • A sass a day keeps the basics away.
  • Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too.

Best Savage Bio For Instagram

  • I don’t believe in plastic surgery. But in your case, go ahead.
  • Classy yet sassy.
  • Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she’ll be with you shortly.
  • sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.
  • Glossier than you bitch.
  • They say good things take time, That’s why I’m always late.
  • I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.
  • No, I checked my receipt. I didn’t buy any of your bullshit.
  • It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.
  • Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy I’m going to sit here and let Karma fuck you up.
  • Cancel my subscription because I’m done with your issues.
  • The sky above me, Earth below me, Fire within me.
  • I’m not always sarcastic sometimes I’m sleeping.
  • Your the type of boy id make a sandwich for.
  • Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.
  • Please sign in the air like I’m Nixon.
  • I don’t look back unless there is a good view.
  • If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape.

Instagram Savage Captions

Savage Captions
Savage Captions
  • Proof that I can do selfies better than you.
  • I hope your air conditioner breaks this summer.
  • When life gives you lemonade then add vodka.
  • I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you got two hands.
  • You look like something I drew with my left hand.
  • If you think I am mean then you are weak. 
  • Just wing it. Life, Eyeliner, Everything.
  • You know, hating me won’t make your sad life any better.
  • Tell me when I asked for your opinion?
  • If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.
  • I’m sassy, your trashy.
  • I love the sound you make when you shut up.
  • Jealousy is a disease, Get well soon.
  • sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast
  • Make peace with your broken pieces.
  • Sweet as sugar, cold as ice hurt me once I will break you thrice.
  • If I die I’m a legend.
  • I am Fiji water. You are toilet water.
  • I’m simple to understand. Like quantum physics.
  • I rolled my eyes up so hard I have become Mad Eye Moody.
  • Life isn’t perfect, but your lipstick can be.
  • My own sassy and……….

Best Savage Captions For Instagram

  • If I wanted to hear from an idiot, I would’ve watched Sarah Palin videos.
  • I really don’t hate you that much but if you are on fire and I had the water, I would simply drink it.
  • I’m just a vibe you can’t find anywhere else.
  • Braless is flawless.
  • Let’s just say Darwin would not have written about evolution had he met you first.
  • Her attitude savage but her heart is gold.
  • Be a little more you, and a lot less them.
  • Silly me, expecting too much from people again.
  • She got mad hustle and dope soul.
  • Be a badass with a good ass.
  • Good luck finding someone who will put up with your bullshit as well as I did.
  • I had to let go of us to show myself what I could do.
  • I like my lashes like I like my fries.curly………
  • I use sass like an overly excited kid uses confetti.
  • If you hurt my best friend in any way I will make your death look like an accident.
  • Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate!
  • Hella heart eyes for you.
  • 50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart.
  • Raindrop. Drop top. All I do is eat non Stop.
  • Too sassy to function.
  • As lost as Alice As mad as the Hatter.
  • This is a game for us.
  • Too glam to give a dam.
  • Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick.
  • Not friends, Not enemies, Just strangers with memories.
  • Does ya thing be?
  • Stop overthinking, you are only creating problems that aren’t there
  • Make peace with your broken piece.
  • If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.

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